is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
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