oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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