you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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