He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
