So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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