Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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