We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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