suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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