I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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