Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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