Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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