i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I wish life had little blips of pornography
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
and i looked up. we had an audience...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
