Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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