Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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