For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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