Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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