I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
