Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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