You're my little dorito
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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