Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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