Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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