Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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