Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just found puke in my bra..
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It's blow job season.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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