is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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