Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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