Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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