She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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