As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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