btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
