we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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