Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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