I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
cat food counts as protein by the way
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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