I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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