well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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