go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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