Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
