I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I love you.
Bad choice
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