just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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