We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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