so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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