Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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