Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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