How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
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