you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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