so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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