I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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