So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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