Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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