I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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