I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
high people should be assigned attendants
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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