he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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