would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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