: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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