I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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