the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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