And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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